Christening or Naming Ceremony Speech

Get a professionally written christening speech

Relax and beat the nerves with a professionally written speech

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There’s nothing to pay until we’ve discussed your speech and you’re happy for me to start work on your 1st draft.

  • One low price  – just £199
  • 100% risk-free guarantee
  • Beat your nerves today


Tongue-tied at the thought of delivering that christening speech? You’re not alone. 3 out of 4 people are terrified of public speaking.

But nerves make everything worse. When you’re nervous you’re more likely to say the wrong thing, stumble over your words, or lose your place. Or, even worse you might forget to mention auntie Jane and then all hell will break loose!

Fortunately, there’s another way.

  • Keep the guests entertained from start to finish.
  • Speak with confidence from the first word to the last.
  • Relax, knowing your speech is everything you want it to be.

How? By letting me write your speech for you.

“Simon is a wonderful speech writer. He helped me from my first, terrible draft to the very end – a complete and beautiful speech.

Thanks to his ability I am also confident now to get up and give my speech! Thank you Simon. ★★★★★”
– Jimmy D.

Every great speech starts with a great script

Most of the Christening speeches I see suffer from the same problems. What can you say that hasn’t already been said? How do you find the words to sum up the joy, and the stress, a new baby brings? And how do you mention everyone you need to without making the speech half an hour long?

There’s no one answer. Every family is different and so is every speech. Which is I’ll spend time finding out about you, and the new baby, before I write a single word. That way I’ll be able to write a speech that’s right for you.

“Great speech, easy to deliver. You made the whole process very easy from start to finish, even when there was not a lot of content for you to work with.

I would certainly recommend you. ★★★★★”
– Richard E

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I offer a top quality service from start to finish. You’ll get my full attention until you’re 100% happy with the final draft.  That’s why my customers give me 5* reviews every time.

The perfect speech at one low price

Shop elsewhere and a wedding speech can cost hundreds of pounds. But because of my low overheads I can write every speech for the low price of just £199. That a fixed price, no matter how many edits you want, how many jokes you need, or how quickly you need the speech.

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Every wedding speech comes with my risk-free guarantee. If you’re not 100% happy with your speech I’ll refund every penny!

wedding-cake-64Expert speech writer with 5* reviews every time

I’ve been writing for over 10 years and set up Freelance Speeches in 2014 to take the worry out of dozens of weddings worldwide. Since then I’ve had nothing but 5* reviews and completely satisfied customers.

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This is one of the most important speeches you’ll ever give, so I’ll work with you, editing your speech as much as I have too, until you’re 100% happy with the final draft.

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I never use templates or recycled jokes. Every speech I write is a unique creation written to suit you.

“I worried I wouldn’t get a speech that was fit for purpose or value for money but the whole experience was very professional and the speech was absolutely what I required!

The process is simple and I got an excellent speech at the end of it. It took all the worry out of doing a speech myself.

Thank you for your help! ★★★★★”
– Terry M

Order your speech today for the fixed price of just £199

How to pay

Your speech is billed in 2 instalments.

  • £49.50 deposit – payable only after we’ve discussed my ideas for your speech and you’re happy for me to start work.
  • £99.50 final invoice – payable only after you’ve received a draft you’re 100% happy with.

I accept payment by Bank Transfer, PayPal or debit/credit card so it couldn’t be easier.

And remember – if for any reason you’ll not completely happy with your speech I’ll refund you in full. No questions asked.

Every speech comes with all the following:

  • Unlimited edits until the speech is exactly what you’re looking for,
  • Full support over e-mail,
  • Presentation notes showing you how to deliver the speech,
  • A stress-free 5* rated service,
  • A 100% no-risk guarantee,
  • All for just £199.

(Already written a speech that you just want edited? Find out more about my fixed-price deals here.)

Stop worrying and order your speech today!

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