Eulogy & Funeral Speeches

Relax and beat the nerves with a professionally written speech

I want to stop worrying and get my 100% risk-free speech!

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  • 100% risk free
  • Pay nothing until you’re completely satisfied
  • Top quality guaranteed

Eulogies are some of the most difficult speeches to prepare and to give. They are normally needed at short notice so there isn’t much time to prepare, and, if you’re asked to speak, it is normally because you were close to the deceased.

With so much on your mind, and all the stress of organising the funeral, it can be hard to find the right words to say goodbye.

This is a difficult time for everyone. But I can take some of the worry off your shoulders.

  • Get the right words to say goodbye
  • Find the strength to stand up and talk
  • Find the right balance between the sadness of their loss and a celebration of their life.
  • Relax, knowing that your eulogy is in the hands of an expert.

How? By letting me write your speech for you.

“Simon is a wonderful speech writer. He helped me from my first, terrible draft to the very end – a complete and beautiful speech.

Thanks to his ability I am also confident now to get up and give my speech! Thank you Simon. ★★★★★” – Jimmy D.

Every great speech starts with a great script

Every life is different, and every funeral is different too. That’s why I’ll spend time getting to know you and your relationship to the deceased before I write a single word. That way I can make sure I write the right eulogy for you. Why get a professionally written speech?

  • Peace of mind – Let me worry about your eulogy so you don’t have to.
  • Save your time – Free up your time to focus on the other things.
  • Expertise – Get an expertly written speech that you can trust in completely.
  • Top tips – Get my top nerve-beating tips with every speech.

“Great speech, easy to deliver. You made the whole process very easy from start to finish, even when there was not a lot of content for you to work with.

I would certainly recommend you. ★★★★★”
– Richard E

My experience

One of the first speeches I every wrote was for my Grandad’s funeral. And since then written dozens of speeches always to 5* reviews. I’ve been writing for over 10 years, everything from humour articles for comedy sites to web sales copy. I’ve even co-written a pantomime for a local theatre group. But most of all I love helping people find their voice. That’s why I set up Freelance Speeches in 2014 to take the worry out of weddings, funerals and christenings worldwide.

My 100% no risk guarantee

You’ve probably never hired a speech writer before, so I’ll make your decision completely risk-free. if you’re not 100% happy with your speech you don’t pay me anything.  No fuss, no risk, no problems.

I’ve never had an unhappy customer and never had anything less than 5 star reviews, so I’m certain I can write the speech that’s right for you. That’s why I’m happy for the risk be on my shoulders instead of yours.

Every order includes

  • Unlimited editing – Multiple drafts until you’re completely happy.
  • Presentation notes –  A fully marked-up speech so you can see how to deliver it.
  • Confidence building tips – Top tips to beat your nerves.
  • Complete anonymity – Take all the credit for your speech
  • Full support – Call or e-mail me any time for extra help with your speech.
  • My 100% no risk guarantee – if you’re not completely happy then you don’t pay a penny.

I worried I wouldn’t get a speech that was fit for purpose or value for money but the whole experience was very professional and the speech was absolutely what I required!

The process is simple and I got an excellent speech at the end of it. It took all the worry out of doing a speech myself.

Thank you for your help! ★★★★★”
– Terry M

How much does it cost?

I offer 3 different deals so you can pick the one that’s right for you. You can find out more about my prices here

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100% satisfaction guaranteed or your speech is free!

Stop worrying and order your speech today!

Fill in the form above or E-mail me on to get a plan in place right away.

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